Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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shygal13 5
No she is just a bitch
GamerG0DDESS 29
Okay, that may not be normal, but I'm one of those women with a messed up cycle. The longest on of my cycles lasted was 6 months and 4 days (I counted, I got fed up and decided to do the math and complain to my mother who was the same way as me, I love her so dearly).
ShenaniganNinja 20
My ex had a similar thing. She would have a period that would last forever. She starting taking birth control and it normalized her periods. Downside to that is reduced sex drive. Sometimes you can't win.
booshislove 8
If she's on birth control, she could very well be on her period for that long. Just saying. :)
Mindy229 11
Maybe she has another **** else. .sorry for hear that mate.
BDA_fml 5
Man is your face red!
amisenho 11
On the bright side, it's better than realizing that she HASN'T been "on her period" for almost two months.
blueocean43 2
Has she had the depo shot? I got that shit and had a period for six months straight. I swear most of my student loan that year went on tampons...
franchoi1 5
How stupid do u need to be to not realize that sooner?
cortezwiley 1
they don't close the whole park bc one ride is shut down, right?