Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Top comments
kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (184)
adamajr 4
Well, it's possible. My girlfriend had an extended period due to brith control.
cgirl5 4
Try and make her feel un-pressured. But also, if she actually has been, which can be possible due to the amount of hormones in her birth control if she is taking birth control. Either way just make sure she knows that you'll wait for her to be ready cause you love her.
naiveprophet 15
Like others said above, it IS actually possible, OP, so don't jump to any conclusions.
blala2733 5
It's actually possible that this could be true... Suggest that she see a gyno to make sure nothing's wrong with her... He'll catch her in her lie and make the appointment for her, then trick her into going then boom!! If that's the case any way
theorangecurls 18
She probably has a reason for it so you should learn to respect her boundaries.
KassiArtNerd 6
There are medical conditions that can cause that.
caitlynbasinger 3
periods can be that long if she is on the shot! I know someone who was on the shot who would be on her period for three months off it for three months
bosniangirl27 21
Just stick ur hand in her pants when shes not expecting it and check
emmanuelwade 9
This shit is so true
AmuTan 5
Actually it could be true, both of my sisters have irregular period cycles. I would hate to have that