Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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zomgbies 17
Not the sharpest peanut in the turd, are we?
Shiiya 14
Maybe you asked at the wrong time OP like next time u asked her she also got her periods??. unless you asked her everyday then its a different story :)
goliatron 9
She's a bloody liar! Time to dump her!
emeraldmaz 9
I've had my period for more than two months continuously before. I mean, I have PCOS, but I'm just saying that it's possible.
hockeylife7 3
Well it is possible for a woman to be on her period that long
hplover7 11
While I would still bring this up to her, this can happen. I kept forgetting to take my birth control one time, and would start again, and my period got screwed up and I had a light but constant period for a month and a half. So stuff like this is possible. But she may not just being nice with you and doesn't want to have sexy time as well...
doraaa01 7
It is possible... I had the bar put in and had it taken out after 4 months because I got my period and it didn't stop :/
bmwmv8 4
Been there. Dump her. Made my life so much better.
sailorarctic 22
long term bleeding is a possibility. Maybe you should talk with her. tell her how concerned you are about her health. This is coming from my own personal experience because when I had my period for over two months it turned out I had cancer. Encourage her to seek medical care.
dravvy 7
So...I take it she isn't satisfied in bed..?