Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
sempiternal80816
Mr Grand Junction, CO, United States 27 years-old Single
Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Thanks
Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML
riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML