Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You cut your hand on nothing? That's one helluva dangerous workplace you got there! Take care of your problem discreetly by yourself. If they found out that you broke something that breaks itself, you'll get fired.
Jesse Duff 15
you did fill out a report though, correct? don't be the tough person, your cut could have been infected by that "nothing". and if you were losing g enough blood to feel woozy, you probably should have called for emergency services as well
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Comments (6)
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is where you wipe your still-warm blood all over Kerry Washington's face. I mean... yell until they pay attention and someone drives your ass to the ER.
RichardPencil 32
You cut your hand on nothing? That's one helluva dangerous workplace you got there! Take care of your problem discreetly by yourself. If they found out that you broke something that breaks itself, you'll get fired.
Jon Tessler 14
I'm sure the "nothing" was something sharp, and the OP is just too embarrassed to say what it was.
Jesse Duff 15
you did fill out a report though, correct? don't be the tough person, your cut could have been infected by that "nothing". and if you were losing g enough blood to feel woozy, you probably should have called for emergency services as well
J_Free_Woods 29
Fill out a work injury report form, if someone doesn’t drive you to the hospital, tell them you’ll call 9-1-1 and then send them the bill. If they threaten to fire you, tell them you don’t remember the last time you had a tetanus shot. I had a boss who wouldn’t allow us to call in sick or leave early due to illness even with diabetes and yet the second you mentioned tetanus he sent you to the doctor’s office right away, but expected a note when you got back.
rebelrunner09 10
But did you die???? 🤣🤣🤣
2deployments1divorce 11
Were you filming a scene for Pooh Bear Blood and Honey? OP: What happens when you take out a fresh razor Pooh? Pooh: Oh, that's when we cut *nothing*