Jack
Reynoldsburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Anonymous
Mount Clemens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
nexus
Papua New Guinea
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
anonymous
Nanjing, China
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
dan
Canada
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Ahook1
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It's a trap!
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Scary
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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kiraleann 16
It took you that long?
Girlie7 11
At least it shows that she is not pregnant ...
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Comments (184)
Swedish_Eagle 21
time for a new gf?
DJisHere11 19
#16 A new girlfriend won't stop the blood flow.
Rizzen 27
so you saying she is constantly a moody bitch? ;)
Carebeareatu 23
Someone is REALLY just not in the mood then..
imchacon22 19
Not saying she's getting it from someone else but.....
Rawr6591 21
playing devil's advocate it is possible
stretchedthin 20
sounds like pmdd that can happen
foxy_grampa 19
So she just doesn't want to have sex with you huh?
shortasalways 9
Some birth controls or conditions can cause girls to have long periods or spotting.I have a friend who had it for over a month due to new birth control.I would ask her straight forward whats the issue.Not just jump to conclusions that shes does not want to have sex or is cheating.I wish people talked to each other more. So many issues could be resolved without fighting or breaking up.
GhostChickens 17
I agree. People seem to have a tendency to just complain about their partners to other people and never actually tell them that there's a problem. I'm not saying that's definitely what happened here, but it seems to be a recurring theme on FML.
ManicGypsy 22
The depo shot caused me to bleed the whole time I was on it. 3 months of hell. :/ Never again!
GhostChickens 17
Maybe you should tell her to go see a doctor. Prolonged bleeding can happen and it's best she goes to see a medical professional. If she is saying it to get out of sex or to excuse certain behaviours on her part, you should sit down and have a proper discussion to get to the bottom of everything.
archertheo 15
Your fault for letting that stop you ;)