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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
I can’t tell whether he doesn’t wash his hair, or just doesn’t think you do.
Peter Davies 8
I feel like an appropriate response would be "Do you wash your dick?"
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Comments (4)
Peter Davies 8
I feel like an appropriate response would be "Do you wash your dick?"
Sady_Ct 38
The scary part comes when he says ‘no?’
MidnaLink 35
I can’t tell whether he doesn’t wash his hair, or just doesn’t think you do.
RichardPencil 32
You might wanted to invest in a better-smelling shampoo. L'Oreal "Dirty Hippie" doesn't seem to be working for you.