Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
mudd 0
give him some instructions!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.
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Comments (289)
teeny54 10
thats kind of a bitch thing to say..like im sorry but if he is an amazing boyfriend like you said..sex shouldnt matter if u love him and he loves u boo hoo about the sex. and if it really bugs u TALK TO HIM!! or better yet find a postion and finger ur self while u have sex??
Kingmort35 4
Btw even a man with an erect penis of 2 inches c as n satisfy a woman
mfluffy14 3
how is that fml!?
ewasiw 0
i can help u with that;) give me a shout
Headcrab 29
YDI for faking!
MrsWTH 7
I know that feeling
ScreamingFits 0
Then say something. Dumbass.
TeddyBearr 0
Aww boo hoo for you!!! ? NOT!!! just be grateful your with an amazing guy you stupid ungrateful twit .
JohhnyKeroscene 2
bahah too bad not everyone can ******... *duh* just do it your self ~
vnbritt 0
Lol, I feel sorry for you, I've had my boyfriend for 9 months (and yes he's the best, there is no arguing it) and every time we have sex I ****** ^.^