Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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EmbraceTheOne 2
This fml sucks. Like really, not even funny.
DomyDamsy 0
ydi for being fat
fergiesman 0
fattttt!!!!
allmidnighteyes 11
This is only a FML if you are fat enough to successfully write while you hold the pencil in the myriad of overlapping folds of your manboobs.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol okay, I just thought of that thing from Family Guy, I think it's the episode where Peter has no bones, and he's a big blob, and he's pulling stuff out of his fat and skin. Lol!!!!
slittle210 0
hey so can i , and im pretty skinny .
gigi2009 0
also not a ydi..
osht 0
Im 5"6 90 lbs =P i can do it You arent too bright YDI for eating...(most lilely micky-d's) (in which case... YOU SICKEN ME!!!)
sacredpoppy 0
You know what sickens me? When people are proud and self-righteous about looking like Holocaust survivors. Just keep starving yourself, li'l one. You aren't too bright and what can I say? When you eventually starve yourself to death, it'll just be survival of the fittest.
Kervik 0
If someone has a fast metabolic rate they could eat quite a bit and still resume their small figures. Like myself, I will eat burgers and pizzas night on end, sitting on the computer - people still ask me if I'm anorexic, people still ask me if I'm bulimic. The poster whom you have replied to could be eating quite a bit - yet he keeps thin, and light. Starving yourself isn't too great either: In a previous post I explained starving yourself will make you gain weight! And if he's not dead then I'm assuming he's eating a fair amount. After starving yourself for a while - no food AT ALL, you will probably die if you continue. How to prevent death due to starvation? Eat. And when you eat, in fear that you will die of starvation, your body adds all the calories of the food, that fats, and store it as fat on your body. If the person you're replying to is both alive, and has at least a decent weight, you can assume he's eating healthily. For a final point, you can't presume his age. For a really final point, that has nothing to do with weight gain/loss, the survivors of the Holocaust, are actually, for the most part, looking like your average, healthy civilian. All the lanky bodies you see in old photographs were either taken by Dr Josef Mengele (Angel Of Death), and his team; or the bodies were cremated and made into soap by the Nazis, or they were just left in massive trolleys to rot. And here is where I end my post.
eccentrix 12
YDI for trying.
sobe23 0
ewh, this is disgusting! YDI
3timesthefun 0
the pencil should have poked your fat, maybe you would end up being skinner without the rolls (: its okay though you can always keep trying, and you know what they say practice makes perfect :D