Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
IGoRawrrx3 0
Oh wow.. e_e
A_Lee_Is_Betta 0
You miight want to try exercising or just accept yourself as a bigger person.
Ridyn 0
Fat ass
kayeisha 0
This shouldn't even count as an FML...you TOTALLY deserve it for having no self-control.
woah_dang_baby_fml 0
YDI for being unhealthy.
coopcake 0
Quit posting FML's and lose some weight.
Gia0896 0
wow.
mina_8 0
Some people are ridiculous. A pencil is freaking small. You might be a little chubby but honestly unless you can fit something sizable into your "fat rolls" you probably aren't that big.
Kervik 0
Probably not, but if he keeps going this way - what's going to stop him starting to put big things between the rolls of fat? Also, he may not have tried things like a brick and therefore he doesn't know if he can hold a brick. ;) Might as well get the 'rolls off of him now.
lovely997 0
I think he posted it on fmylife because it's funny. Dumbasses.
HondaGirl2010 0
You're gross.