tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
HoobidibooFox
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Coseley, United Kingdom
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
dayrin7 4
i agree with kaylaella..people are so ******* rude , like wtf? grow up... like what ever yea i am not saying to feel bad for them but aleast have some ******* respect. God, shows you mother ******* aint love whats so ever.
jewelzgalore 0
YDI for stealing this joke. weak man, weak
septemberlovebug 0
backagainbitch, CAPS ftl. god, that gets on my nerves. can't people just type normal?
DarkxRaven 0
Awww it's okay :)
Sugarshain 0
PSHH thats nothing! i can warm up to 6 hands under my rolls! hide the remote and a knife! they get to be really usefull!! loolol
rafa3085 0
lmfao fatass :X
Artanias 0
You guys obviously don't realise that backagainbitch is trolling you all big time, and personally, i think its funny as hell.
wubbie6723 0
wtf is with all the fat FMLs! no one wants to hear about how fat u r!!!!!!!!!!
Kervik 0
I'm just clearing thing up for people - how comes people can read hundreds of two or three setenced posts, yet not read an 'essay'? O_o
tony8pie 0
Congratulations!