Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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antonioohama 0
Why'd you let yourself get so fat in the first place?!
vaughnb21 0
I got a solution for you, OP. Lose some damn weight.
friskywisky 0
the question is how did it get there?did u roll around a desk or did u lift up your shirt and it just popped out of ur rolls?
poeticvibez07 0
there was a doctor on tv who said he went to do surgery on a really obese man and in his roll was a old sandwich!!!! tell your friend he's a step away from hiding sandwiches
Dharman117 0
YDI for being fat.
terriibabiiix23 0
duude, wtf are 'fat rolls' ?
DynamicDave 11
I'm actually almost to that point myself. I joined the YMCA and I'm going to start working out religiously because I'm tired of being fat. Instead of complaining on FML, why don't you try it too? It's not too expensive and you really feel great when you're done with a workout.
aussie827 0
******* win and yes i can do it too
2gether4ever 0
LMFAO !! that takes skills.
scoobtig 11
that is so cool