Awesome, me too. :D

Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.

my brother does the same thing... AND he can shoot it at people

Go back to 4chan

ok...fat ppl putting fmls on this site...unless u hav diabetes, it's your own ******* fault. eat one less gigantic serving of ******* fast food, walk places you normally drive-within reasonable distance-, try an easy diet....it really isn't that hard...if your uncomfortable with your wait, do something about it and stop sitting at the computer complaining about it...again, unless you have diabetes, in which case it's not your fault. :)

Yeah I might be able to pull that off myself, but I'm not even going to attempt this stunt. I think it would only depress me if I tried and succeeded.

People need to stop with the self-pitying FML's. No one is flawless, get over your self, and leave room for the amusing FML's.

How would you figure this out? Did you say "Hm, I think I'm fat. I wonder if my fat rolls can hold a pencil... LET'S TRY IT!"

CHUBBY CHASING FOR THE WIN!!! I really don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with being skinny, so long as you don't overeat you are what you are.

Calling somebody names because of what they look like makes you look stupid. & calling somebody fat to tell them "the truth" doesn't make them feel better. It makes them feel worse about themselves. And your honestly a piece of shit if you like calling people names just to get a reaction out of anybody, your the one that needs help. And also, i'm pretty sure they do know if there fat or obsess, their the ones that have to look in the mirror everyday, so don't remind them.

Oh, I'm so ill, num num num, oh, I'm well ill, num num num. Oh, what can I ever do about this obesity I have, num num num. Except, you know, go exercise.

You are disgusting