tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
HoobidibooFox
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Coseley, United Kingdom
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Anonymous
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
LiesAreBeautiful 0
its actually not that hard. i'm 5'4", 100 lbs, size 0 in juniors, and if i slouch enough i have a little roll i can put a pencil in. just saying.
11colio11 4
that's a fatty win
EmoVampire13 3
anyone can do this, unless youre super skinny and underweight like me.
Niki0308 0
Can you say 'Jenny Craig'?
hoodstar765 0
a pencil? wow I bet almost everyone commenting calling you a fat ass can too.
lethalbrew 0
Extra storage. Nice!
sweetalicious 1
it's ok, I can too :P
LacyWings 3
Got some nuclear flab there, buddy.
McSqueezy703 0
It cuz were fluffy
MyFearsIsPhobias 3
I can put mine under my boobs