Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
bubblylovr 0
um.... im disgusted... andwhy would you do that??????
blah123blah 0
Sooo your fat... And expecting to get sympathy on fmylife.com? Not a wise choice, if you read the coments your going to get a lot of "YDI for being a fat ****" and that will just put you down even more than you already are.
bholland16 0
who would expect to get sympathy on fmylife? almost everyone on here is an asshole. and the ones that are actually nice/decent just get bitched out by the assholes. i'm sure he just put the fml on here for fun.
izsy9667 0
ydi for being as fat as ****, shit head
kscozz 2
if i hunch over, I can hold a pencil TIP in my "fat rolls". lol :D
chunkofchange 0
no sympathy
iljajlm 4
And you posted it on FML? What do you expect a pity party? FYL for being too lazy to change something you're clearly not happy with.
cooliorocks93 0
dude, take control, get rid of the fat, but for gods sake stop whining to people about your life...
Vaetrus 0
ugh
TripleG 0
Lose the fat... Problem solved
Orakulum 0
YDI for being a fatass.