Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
AnaMaree 0
second
AlexZB 0
don't EVER use that line ever again
Paradox621 0
YDI for telling her she owed you
ithedarkone 0
wow dude way to ruin it i mean you got to be able to read girls... its not every girl would find that cool some girl actually take offense to shit like that... but she acted like a bitch because i really don't think she had to go to that extent it was just a joke... and if you were serious she could of laughed it off and given you a hit that's not happening
Corrupt_Tears 0
Yea totally. However, it would have been cute if she got those Heresy Kisses and gave them to him.
fmlxxxx 0
lol "heresy kisses"
cutiepi 0
too bad movie theatres dont sell those. also that probably would have given him the wrong idea.. doing that is cute and thoughtful and would give him hope for kisses in the future but what she did was a very clear and blatant "im not interested" in my mind anyway.
DrSamba 7
Where can I get Heresy kisses?
Finnboghi 0
Are there blasphemy hugs, too?
Danny_Boii 0
Next time stick your dick in the pop corn..
imsexb3ast 0
me and my ex gf joked like that but we got further than a kiss ;) but hell bro not all girls like to play that way. srry
ronton 4
finn yessssss thankyou! haha
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Idiot isnt even second what a fail
ClumsyJason 3
LMFAOOOO! Thats hard bruh.
thingymajig 0
awww! ha :) that was pretty smooth of u, tho
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
HeroicDude 0
Could also be because he can't spell "rejected" right either.
metheonlyb 17
Win for both of you.
GetDOnV 0
I only clicked this one to see if anyone else noticed that he spelled "rejected" wrong...
danielleFML 0
me too getdonv lol
Starchild21 3
Wow I just noticed he couldn't spell rejected. Nice catch you guys. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
v1ct0r 0
I hope you guys realize that there is a possibility that someone else has the username "rejected"...
silverx10 0
Or possibly, it's one of them portmanteau things. Rejected + Reginald = Regected. Win.
blargity 0
#4 he spelled "you're " right once so must know how to spell "you're" and everyone who thinks he doesn't know how to spell "rejected" j is extremely close to g on most keyboards or maybe he was using another keyboard, such as a phone or psp, ds, wii
8trickster8 0
Or, like #56 already said, there might already be a username called rejected (which is extremely likely) so he just went for something that sounded similar.
oesd_713 0
ahaha me too
DameGreyWulf 1
56, you do realize you can make up any nickname you want once you log off and submit, regardless on if it's already a username? Also yes, lol it's you're, OP, not your. Though it does suck, you were just trying to be cutesy (I hope) and she had to act like a jerk about it. What SHOULD have happened: "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." "Hah! All right, fine I'll get another bucket [sticks out tongue]" It SOUNDS the same, but notice the chick isn't being all "[shove] Here, repaid" If you were being serious about the kisses, though, you suck.
chocogatto12 3
Grammar nazi fail DamegreyWulf "your going" versus "you're going"
TheLetterZero 7
Reading fail chocogatto12. The OP said "your going", so Dame used "your going" in his example to make it identical to the FML. Also, note how the girl says "you're" while the OP says "your". Seems like the girl uses grammar better than the OP. I find that funny.
violentturtle 0
She could have been trying to be funny. Then, it's not FML or YDI. It's just half the story.
ANTONKR 0
Good tips
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
what a hero!!
Anonanimal 0
LOL that wasn't even a half bad line... wow... she obviously doesn't like you
letitbe56 0
Actually, it's pretty bad. Just imagine someone saying that to you. Repay me with kisses? Really?
djb23 0
it's not even the line, it's probably just how he said it. YOU DESERVE IT FOR MAKING A PRETTY DECE LINE SOUND AWKWARD AND UNATTRACTIVE.
red_orchid 0
I disagree. Even if I did like a guy, if he said that to me on the first date, I wouldn't want to kiss him - I don't owe him anything.
amaranthphantom 0
I don't think that's too bad of a line either. I mean, it's not like a random person said it. They are probably friends or something, otherwise she wouldn't have gone with him. However, your life isn't remotely ****** just because you got slightly "regected". Hey, at least you got some free popcorn!
DameGreyWulf 1
I copied it from the FML :I
DameGreyWulf 1
What the eff, my comment was moved...
DameGreyWulf 1
I copied it from the FML :I (this better reply to the right comment, this time) [edit] Damn it FML! I'm replying to 172, not these guys...
will90 5
I cringed when i read that line. That is a terrible, terrible line.
redheadfreak929 0
That sucks dude
wtfismyfml 0
at least she did repay you even though it wasn't the way you wanted her to.
Anonanimal 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow look who's a grammar natzi. bugger off EDIT: meant for #4
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Nazi*
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Also, there's a difference between being a grammar nazi, and expecting people to not abuse the English language. People who use 'your' incorrectly are most likely... ******* stupid
blargity 0
#27 you're obviously "******* stupid" too because he used you're correctly and are too "******* stupid" to consider that people who use it incorrectly are possibly trying to multitask, are really tired, or don't care about english like most overly obsessive compulsive trolls on this website
123sploosh 0
the guy above me ftw
wbrycem 0
27 ftw 109 ftl He did use the wrong "your," and you don't have to be intensely focused (P.S. who is multitasking when posting on FML? The man's typing on a keyboard, what else are you expecting him to do?), awake, or be obsessive compulsive to notice. Honestly, how hard is it to put an apostrophe and an e in a word? It's called learning your native language, it's not that hard. You are = you're Not a hard concept. In fact, if you do it enough, it becomes a habit, and you look like way less of an idiot. Take note, 109.
LewJH 0
Yeh, I would of made sure the feeling was mutual before whispering that in her ear.
chicagofireallez 0
It kills me that everyone will go on and on about using the correct form of your, but no one ever seems to mind when someone says 'would of', which I can say is--without hyperbole--one million times worse. Anyway, OP: YDI for essentially calling her a prostitute.