Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
lmfaooxox 1
Haha looks like u don't need a pencil case :)
Robin132 3
If you have a blue cap and a red jacket, you'll be just like cartman :)
jadenation 3
I can too
TheImaginarySong 16
That's something you don't admit to the internet.
Soulcatcherteej 6
The real question is: Can you write with it while holding it with your fat rolls?
Esma_fml 10
It's like extra pockets ~_~
sqvid 3
A pencil? No big deal. I'd be worried if it were a banana or something.
madd3m 5
Haha Might come in handy sometime,you never know.
Always_Hungry 7
Now no one will ask to borrow your pencils.
smileforme911 10
I can do that with my Boobs >