Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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xkat356 0
Your mother must be so proud... OP: You deserve it for being on FML instead of getting off the computer.
BreezyPear 0
The real question is... Can you hold a pencil underneath your boobs?
whooooop 0
indeedd fyl because you have the time to do that with your rolls
GongButterfly 0
ok ok ok, I keep wondering why these people complain about their weight instead of doing something about it. Now now, before I get flamed, let me make it clear I don't judge people based on their appearances, like on their beauty. The inner is always important of course cheh. All I am trying to say, is if your on here, saying "FML" lo, you clearly have low self esteem. Don't be down on it and don't do anything, be upbeat and try to change. And yes, I do understand, some people have problems losing weight over medical reasons, but in some cases, there are ways to get around it. But, if your happy with your body, there is absolutely no problem. It is good for people to have self confidence.
ohmandapants 17
the OP is clearly not happy if he's saying it on this site.
esodrevOcinorhC 0
I agree that fat people suck, but sir, you are a jackass. And we know you have no friends, and that's ok... ...However you're a massive tool so shut the **** up
fanciesflutes 0
Everybody has at least one fat roll and if you're a girl you can hold something under your boobs, even if you have to hunch over. No big deal, move on
NamelessNeko 13
But can you write with it? That's the real question.
ohmandapants 17
I'd actually give him props if he could.
DanishDude 0
Dude it doesn´t take much to do it . unless you can do it standing up , now THaT Would be fuuked
Carlyyy 0
Like the guy said above me, everyone has fat rolls sitting down...I just tried it, and I can do it too, and my doc told me I'm underweight.
SAVIORxOMEGA 0
Shut the **** up and lose weight fatty! Stop bitching and make an effort