Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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Comments (216)
tblack147 0
New pencil holder ftw haha
FlaminYawn 0
not really an FML if u were sitting down, I'd say most can do that with their stomach sitting down
TravisTheFirst 0
haha, bummer.
AshleyRose784 0
then do something about it, don't bitch online
mccaincracker 6
YDI for being fat :D... Anyone that thinks I'm fat go to Www.YouTube.comjimmyjimjobobo123 and watch my trampoline Vids :D
Snowlight_fml 7
Those two fat rolls are called 'boobs'. Get rid of them. Fast.
allie2590 31
YDI for actually checking to see if you could hold a pencil in your rolls.
john_bell 0
Dude
beritis 0
diet?
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
depending on the way I sit I can too but standing up I can't even put a pencil under my boobs. So if u can do that standing up that's kinda gross and get motivated to lose the weight and become healthier. But if it's from sitting down then that's normal cause most ppl can.