Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Silver linings
Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
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TheBigDawg 8
Awesome, me too. :D
sbarre1 0
Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.
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shootingstar8D 0
Where the **** does my comments go?? I was one of the first people
moonlight_daze 8
Well, at least you're from Alabama.
ThatOneGuy11 0
That's not really fat. I mean, I am by no means overweight (165 for a 5'11" male) and i can do that with my abdominal area. Now, it would be a problem if it were something larger, like a water bottle..
Bullshet 0
Lose weight then instead of complaining.
zangii1995 0
Use those powers for good :D
aback 5
I love this.
backagainbitch 0
FAT BITCH I BET ITS COS OF YOU THAT KIDS IN AFRICA ARE DYING ITS COS YOU ARE EATING ALL THE ******* FOOD AINT YA FAT FAT FATTY FATTY GET THE **** OVER YOURSELF **** OFF AND FIND YOUR ******* PENIS FATTY
xmaggerzz 0
rotfl. planet fitness hoy! no seriously, get a trainer and a nutritionist before you die. via fatness.
backagainbitch 0
YOU ARE TALKING BULLSHIT MATE COS I AINT FAT I IS SKINNY HAHA YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BUT YOU DONT SO **** OFF WHY THE **** ARE YOU DEFENDING THE FAT BASTARD ANYWAY ITS COS YOU'RE FAT AINT IT HAHAH
backagainbitch 0
NO ONE COULD MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING FAT BECAUSE I AINT FAT BRUV **** YOU
somethingawesome 9
Sorry, but this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!