tomuchtime
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Obvious
Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Slash
United States
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
16seconds
United States
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Loser
United States
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bro, do you even lift?
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
WIIslave
United States
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Lexxxiii
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
hikari_chan_xo
Auburn Hills, United States
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
whyXD 13
sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
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Comments (137)
therob10 1
get some
whiteboy7thst 2
... tennis lessons
fruitschinpo 0
WINNN !
zojieeu 6
girlfriend :D
seanders 10
Hey it's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!
shannonreneee 11
Hey, I remember you! You're that guy who got too burnt and now can't wank. Life ain't going too well for you, aye!
staceysgenesis16 0
yum.
TheTweaker 0
Today, I found out that even if somebody steals somebody else's FML, I will still have my comment removed for saying that it is stolen.FML
Sirin_fml 47
@TheTweaker: This is the real world. Such things require the courtesy of proof, not bitching about the negative response you got for making unfair claims against the OP.
marwan_mufc10 0
hahaha what a loser
SpenserDoherty 3
have this like sir
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
ppatty 0
wow lol
chiddy_bang71 0
I wouldn't want to take that pen back after his hands have been all over it... *shudders*
LilMonsterGirl 10
Haha, that comment made my day.
mrl2468 0
is it actually rare to be a both handed masturbator? or do most guys only use their dominant hand? lol seriously.
metazoanhaddock 11
I tend to switch hit every now and then...
Igor_g5 0
I use both hands.
KayleighRenee 0
way to try to steal the attention 105.
Malbec95thousand 1
someone who wacks with either hand can keep the pen...
evan_7899 28
it is, we should build a sanctuary for you guys luke the red panda. You are an endangered specimen and should be preserved to teach future generations your ways.
jasonrellet 22
My girlfriend tells people I'm ambidextrous, so they ask me to write with both hands, while she stands there and laughs. They don't know why she's laughing and I don't have the guts to tell them
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well maybe it's time to start playing tennis..
YouDaIdiot 4
YDI for being a wanker
lalala2012 2
he can't... he's got tennis elbows
whiteboy7thst 2
Try using a tennis racket to jack off.
example947 0
tried it. not a good idea
Creamysweeps 5
lmfaoooo
blade4080 7
Instructions not clear enough, got my dick stuck in the toaster.
TheDrifter 24
Did he give you anything for the calluses?
starile 20
some lube.
whyXD 13
sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
jake040 3
you mean too much dick in his hands?
xxdark 3
^ LOLLLLLL.
ieatpegasuscrp 0
Haha, 69 thumbs up on this comment
XanderScythe 11
How about 69 thumbs down?
MaskingTape 2
You went to the doc to show off those huge forearms. I would too.
burtonbullet 10
the ambidextrous man! teach me your ways, oh master of chastity!
MaskingTape 2
After the comma, I actually snorted. Haha.
JustinThunder 8
Well, if you decide to become a male prostitute you could make good money off of handjobs.
threer 30
You mean a prostitute.
poor_brown_eyes 2
Use that free time to hit on chicks... Then you'll fall in love... Get married... Have a kid... get bitched at. no nvm dont
justalilrandom2 4
More like get married, get re-diagnosed with double tennis elbow. Can I get an amen?
steveakafranxy 7
amen
Mrrevorp 0
amen
OhSoBueno 0
praise Satan.... j. k.
triggahappi273 0
awoman
BoobooBear8 0
lol women are not that bad
KatherineAnne 7
I don't know why everyone says you stop having sex after marriage. Heck knows I won't! I'll be slipping my husband Viagra at 80!!