Today, I asked my girlfriend of six months to be honest and tell me why she didn't give me a chance at first, two years ago when I first asked her out. I guess I shouldn't have asked, because her response was, "At first I wasn't digging you that hard, but the guys I liked didn't have your personality." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a guy after having feelings for him for more than a year now. He told me, “Ugh, if only I could take your personality and put it on a different face and body.” When I asked him, “Why, is just my personality not enough?” He responded, “You can’t really have sex with a personality.” FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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duchessdoughnut 2
Yeah I don’t get why you’re upset. She’s basically said “I’ve grown up a bit since then and I’ve realised personality is more important than looks.” Stick with people like that instead of people who are ONLY interested in your looks.
maverick83 15
That was a bad answer how?
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BloodyButUnbowed 32
Yeah, you shouldn't have asked. There's no realistic answer which would make you happy.
maverick83 15
That was a bad answer how?
copalolita 16
Run!!!!!!!!!!! She just admited she’s settling for you until she finds someone she “digs” aka (is more attractive to her) I’m sorry to tell you this, but when you asked her out 2 years ago, she wasn’t “digging” you because she didn’t find you attractive. Let’s be real, when someone is attractive enough and they ask people out, the other person doesn’t think twice in saying yes. Run far far away and find someone who digs you from the start. 6 months is nothing. Drop her like a hot potato.
Underscore_foo 5
Do you get notifications sent to your phone every time there’s a new FML that you can comment on?
1known 34
Ok… you know that life is not limited to what you read online? Get out the basement and go meet people.
duchessdoughnut 2
Yeah I don’t get why you’re upset. She’s basically said “I’ve grown up a bit since then and I’ve realised personality is more important than looks.” Stick with people like that instead of people who are ONLY interested in your looks.
JackWood 21
You won her over with your personality. Don't lose her because your insecure about how long it took.