Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML
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schalk 12
I'm dying to know what site this person was on
elektrik_fml 0
And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?
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Daraybat 0
lol, not first!
lifeinhd 3
Seconded. What use is a screenshot anyways? Better to just c&p the URL, then it would have been easier for your mom to purchase it. YDI
futtgoredo 0
it's not like she'll even notice it
thedaish 0
Girls watch ****?
h_langston12 0
wow, you're an idiot.
lynx_fml 0
Except for the fact that you are. Learn from ichc - nawt sekond.
ps2stony 0
third
Spiruel 0
if you go alt pr scr it only takes a screenie of the window selected. Also... Crop it down?
maa_rico 4
Jordna 0
why don't you just get rid of the tab and just print it out again?
owneditup 0
print screen takes a screenshot of the entire screen, but you can easily edit that in paint... OP why were you searching for birthday bags and **** at the same time, when im searching for **** i always think about "emailing" my mom
keetlover 0
EVERYONE ASSUMES ITS ****!!!!
ScaughtieHolden 11
I love how 94 is oblivious to what a print screen was.
elektrik_fml 0
And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?
polarbare 0
and this has ruined your life? wow....
synix 0
She could have cropped the picture if she didn't want to just send the link. What an idiot... fyl though.
RJM_isaBeast 0
ikr! like how the hell did that ruin ur life??
MwahFMLS 6
FML isn't about your life being ruined, does this suck? yes. that's the point. No need to act like a moron so you can get some satisfaction out of a negative comment.
mfmylifesrsly 30
wow dumb. I use print screen a lot but I always crop down the pic to where it's just the pic. but, on the other hand, your a girl who watches ****, yay! :D
tdawgheath 0
Dude, all girls watch ****, it's not that surprising. They just don't admit to it until you corner them.
Euphorically 14
Haha, not all. Never seen it in my life ;
mycool101 0
not true.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's men your thinking of.
Apocalyptus 0
Not every girl watches ****, but a LOT do. Including me. Maybe if people would stop labelling girls as ***** for liking or wanting sex as much as guys do, it would be every girl.
Aska_fml 0
It's kinda unfair, if a girl likes sex she's a ****, if a dude likes sex he's king of the kings. Guess we really need to develop our mental part...
azmuth29 0
"It's kinda unfair, if a girl likes sex she's a ****, if a dude likes sex he's king of the kings. Guess we really need to develop our mental part..." well it works like this... If there was a lock that could be opened by many keys then it would not be a very good lock now would it, but if there was a key that could open every lock then it would be considered the master key. and yes i did create an account just to post that. bu-dum-cha
Aska_fml 0
So, I guess that your key is... either broken or worn out. What's the point of locking?
wow_fml_hard 0
you got ****** owned babe. and honestly, a ****** that's been slammed, gets dirty, loose, and just plain gross. and for a dude that has sex a lot, the only thing that can really change (other than STDs) is that it'll stop working. girls just weren't meant to have sex a lot.
0mfgz 0
Not true at all.
My2864 1
bullshit its not even possible in this day n age to have never watched ****.. there are so many ads online, commercials on tv
beachycat 0
lol
dakorok 6
MS paint. Simple. Also, you're an idiot for not just sending the link.
friedchickenpie 14
Yeah, just send the link. No need to show your mom that you were on fmylife.com
allmidnighteyes 11
You couldn't crop the bag out of the whole screenshot? Or did taking the extra second to do that seem like too much of a hassle? That sending the link thing that someone suggested also works. Or did you wanna show off your newly-learned screenshot skills to everyone? I don't think you needed to tell us how to take a screenshot.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Tabbed browsing hides no secrets. You might as well just come out the closet now.
flgirlwguitar 2
YDI. Unless the website disabled it for whatever reason, you could have right clicked on the image and saved it, you could have just sent the link, or if you had to use print screen it's very easy to crop it out. Plus, I doubt your mother is going to look at the tabs in your browser.