Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
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bigdfootball97 24
They start so young :')
Cads1 24
At least he looked but did not touch.
worldclassrager 41
They grow up so fast...I sure hope that taught her a lesson...bleach his brain as well
_awwhellnaw_ 45
It's not the woman's fault that OP's son did that.
DeathGun 9
It is her fault for not wearing panties in public while wearing a skirt
jerzjay 17
That's not a matter of fault though. It's not a crime to go commando...for all you know it was laundry day.
clairesucks 37
If she likes to air things out that's her decision.
XBurytheCastleX 25
You're the type of asshole that blames the women for what they wear, aren't you?
phreaker913 21
ACTUALLY it is op's fault for letting her child do that. parents these days are afraid to disipline their children and just let them do whatever they want. op never should have let their six year old crawl on the floor to begin with, let alone crawl through someones legs
Hyenayena 27
I'm sure you don't want to know about this, assuming you're a male, but some women need to air it out if their gynaecologist reccomends it due to an infection , etc. All in all, not her fault, just kids being loud and nosy
lovelockdown23 23
I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.
RayneSmytson 24
You don't sound like you've looked after many six year olds. If they want to get up to mischief, they will. Six year olds aren't exactly good at judgement.
lovelockdown23 23
I actually have kids. The child does what the parent allows. Its not the kids fault in this situation it's the parents. There's no way the child should even be running around,let alone CRAWLING all over the supermarket. I'm not saying put him on a leash I'm saying gain control. Not all 6 year Olds are out of control. Do you have kids?
thawny_fml 21
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Not all 6 year olds are out of control. But at the same time not all parents are tyrants. He's 6. Get over it.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
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also decently easy to notice a chikd climbing up your skirt.. she did it herself
tdawg91 17
I have kids too and I can say right now, they are fully aware of how damned rude it is to crawl around in public and to look inside a persons clothing
odamaliekh 26
At least the kid is 6, not 16. :)
mccrightp 29
I know right? Do it at 6amd people say "Oh, how embarrassing!" Do it at 16 and people you're a pervert! : /
RedPillSucks 33
do it at 45 and your ass is in jail.
WitEluded 13
That will be a family story for the ages
MagnusDeus 24
Is your son for hire?
itsme82 18
Da ****?
SubparAtBest 23
PedoAlert!
phreaker913 21
i think what #7 meant was to hire the kid to look under women's skirts and tell him if they are wearing panties or not
chinaski7628 32
Still creepy.
MagnusDeus 24
And this, ladies and gentleman, is an excellent example of a joke going wrong...
Cads1 24
He has an eye for detail at a young age. You have raised him well so far.
amileah13 26
Time to talk about the birds and the bees!
SubparAtBest 23
no, no its not
QuaDECH 13
It's too soon.
Abhinow 7
its too late !
dakatabg 31
Busted
MrsPegg 45
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That is a great teaching moment for not only your son, but her!
KawaiiPinkie 11
And what exactly are you supposed to teach her? That she's not allowed to wear what she wants and she should do exactly what society asks of her?
vinnerator 7
it's a he
KawaiiPinkie 11
75# No, OP is a he, the woman is still a woman
abstracto1236 15
#75, #21 is referring to the lady, not the kid And 80, OP is a she, the kid is a he. Damn this stuff must be complicated for you guys
MrsPegg 45
I am saying that when wearing a dress or skirt your ass shouldn't be bare. Im all for "to each their own" but maybe by the kids reaction, they'll wear some kind of underwear. I personally find it gross to go commando, but that's me. And yes, that IS a teaching moment for the kid because you teach him not to crawl under people, how to ask questions subtly and to mind his own. Then again, I believe in modesty and manners, so bring on the down votes if you disagree.
Aimeejasmine 15
#94 it's fine to have your own opinion. It's not fine to say she has been taught a lesson, as such, because OP didn't watch their child. (Or perhaps the child is real bad apple, which needs to be addressed.) if you don't want to go commando, don't. The women clearly did, so let her be. Jesus...
MrsPegg 45
I see your point. We all are raised differently and have different point of views and thats ok. I was always told that a lady wears underwear when wearing a skirt or dress so that her bottom doesn't show (goes the same with keeping your legs together when in a skirt and out in public). I would be embarrassed too if it was my kid and apologize, but it really is something to teach your kid not to do. He is 6- Thats old enough to know better than crawl under people's legs. I am not messing with the lady. I wasn't really concerned with the lady not wearing panties as much as the kid looking up into her skirt. I'm not arguing either, simply having a discussion ;)