Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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volley4eva1698 0
forever alone
thehoneybadger 10
Maybe they all went to an official graduating class party nobody told you about. It's everyone else's graduation day too, you know.
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Comments (99)
volley4eva1698 0
forever alone
kyanisaurus 0
this reminds me of Casper
xxAlli 0
That's not always true.. people could show up late? FYL, though.
pertained 12
this is what happens when you invite people through the internet, they weren't asked specifically so they felt it was easy to flake out. oh well.
volley4eva1698 0
15- 2 hours late? ...no
obnum 19
awww that sucks. maybe they forgot... but that still sucks fyl
laydee 0
aww myy
FlipInBrosky 4
-18 No! 2 hours...fashionably late
EvilPotato 15
maybe they got lost?
xcalabrese3x 6
maybe u put the wrong date? or time?
cbhockey 5
Haha thats what you get for being a stupid ******* canadien. And by the way tell the vancouver canucks (Roberto Lulongo) that the bruins said thank you.
TheSvoloch 5
80: The Bruins had more Canadian players than Vancouver, and that's why they won. I will thank Luongo for denying his mostly American teammates a moment with the Stanley Cup. By the way, your English teacher would be disappointed with your comment.
zendaddy0 0
is it possible that everyone broke their necks in a car crash and are in the hospital?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe they thought you meant AM, instead of PM, you big party animal, you! FYL
JennaMason 6
she never said she invited them over the Internet.
MyChemical_fml 0
Nice cleavage, feel better now that you know you gave mean hard-on?
baseballstuf52 0
98- nice boobs. oh and by the way when you put the letter "i" in a possessive form you should capitalize it.
melchibr_fml 0
98- your hot!
MeBeYourFriend 0
He probably just sent out a text putting the wrong date. Stupid touch keyboards an there misexts.
SAMMILLER098 2
Fashionably late?
Jimmyd0t 0
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lmfao damnn you must be like the weirdest person ever
CareFace 16
Like, for real?
loveluanlegacy 0
very nice buddy -.-
moosemonkey1000 6
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Loser.
Saltime 0
As said by one with a childish Cookie Monster picture.
BossDavyy 0
Hey the cookie monster is awesome!
xgirlofglassx 4
Not necessarily. Haven't you heard that 'Attending' means maybe, 'Maybe' is a polite no, and 'Not attending' means LOL NOOOOOO!
XxHunterHavocxX 0
Don't diss the cookie monster ! That's just wrong...
bebo5500 0
thats sucks =/
AriTheAirhead 10
I wonder if you told all of them the wrong address... :(
hahafylop 4
82 I thought the same.
MAMA_LLAMA 0
penis
textwork 4
what flakes
epicwinmaster 0
what is this i dont even
xxsarahfxx 6
Frosted Flakes(:
Saltime 0
Wheat flakes?
YayorNay 8
Skin flakes
HappyCynic 0
snow flakes!
meggieh815 0
you guys are all flakes. :)
MizzErikaHart 8
corn flakes
Iamnotmyself 17
C-C-C-Combo meal at Mc Donalds.
rachhmoo 0
awe I'm sorry:(
randomguy1millon_fml 0
don't be sorry... he has all the booze to himself
rtellez06 0
usually all my parties are late. last party I had over 150 people came over 3 hours late. you also have to realize people spend the first few hours with their families
BWill9014 4
What?... what kind of parties are you throwing
KTMnutJOB 0
bad ones
omg_a_BALLOON 0
what kind of party? a sausage party?
Monkeybuzz92 15
That is so wrong. because maybe they just got stood up!
thehoneybadger 10
Maybe they all went to an official graduating class party nobody told you about. It's everyone else's graduation day too, you know.
OceanBreathesSal 5
that's why you don't plan a graduation party exactly on graduation night, seniors at my school usually have them up to a week after graduation.
aardvarkish 17
Happy graduation to me....