Today, my husband wants a divorce. His reason, so he claims, is that he went to see a card reader a few months ago and she told him our relationship would not last. Apparently, our astrological signs or something are not compatible, so he thinks we shouldn't waste our time. We've been married for 8 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
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Top comments
Christina Winden 22
Either your husband is incredibly stupid and superstitious, or there’s more to it than that and he’s using the card reader as a lame excuse.
awildwhisper 30
Somehow I feel that he is using that as an excuse to hide something else. Tell him you saw a fortune teller as well and that you are happy and together in it, but that false prophets wish to see you fail and should be ignored.
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Comments (9)
Christina Winden 22
Either your husband is incredibly stupid and superstitious, or there’s more to it than that and he’s using the card reader as a lame excuse.
Dr_Alex 10
1000%
awildwhisper 30
Somehow I feel that he is using that as an excuse to hide something else. Tell him you saw a fortune teller as well and that you are happy and together in it, but that false prophets wish to see you fail and should be ignored.
Brightside86 31
That's rough, hopefully you figure it out.
UberClassy 6
There probably wasn't any card reading to begin with .. he's got someone else is using the most cowardice way out! Good luck!
Laura-Marie Catmom 8
So he is cheating and because your a decent person this is the best reason he can come up with.... good luck Op kick this idiot to the kerb.
mskeptik 12
Seems like the card reader said the truth: if you are married to a moron, this relationship would not last. This card reader also made you a big favor: figuring out that easy your husband is a moron - priceless!
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry, OP. It must hurt now but in the long run you're better off without that gullible and/or deceitful man.
KingAdrock 16
Sounds like you're dodging a bullet.
Davey Crocker 7
I agree with others. He decided to leave on his own. There's a reason.