Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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Top comments
poprocksss73 7
She sounds funny for an old lady.. How embarrassing though!
MagicallyFat 12
That's borderline evil, but most people like their grandma more than anything in the world so just don't get too mad at your boyfriend.
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Comments (55)
klovemachine 24
someone needs a new, not-so-gullible boyfriend.
MizzErikaHart 8
Yes, the relationship must be terminated at once.
kez238 0
Clearly because of that it'll never work out..
kooochris1995 14
Who cares what he thinks. If you know in your heart it wasn't you then it doesn't matter.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Yes, this is one of the worst things that can happen as a couple. Yeah your boyfriend may cheat on you, you can forgive that. He may be abusive, go to a therapist. But accusing you of farting? That's where you draw the line. Do what you must, end it OP.
brentron 0
Someone needs a new, not-so stupid comment.
hurtandabused 7
Omg! I had that happen with my boyfriends nephew. He's three n sat on my lap in front of the whole family n farted then went ewww auntie u farted!!! I had just met everyone...
ankoku 2
Is it ironic that the first comment is embarrassingly funnier then the actual FML?
poprocksss73 7
She sounds funny for an old lady.. How embarrassing though!
daybid 7
First the cat in the dryer and now this? Damn granny you trollin'
lebronesque73091 12
Go grandma, go!
Sandsh8rk 36
That stinks.
DKParth13 5
No.
Clock_Work 7
How punny of you.
MagicallyFat 12
That's borderline evil, but most people like their grandma more than anything in the world so just don't get too mad at your boyfriend.
yahoowizard 16
If you can't trust your grandma, not too many people left
vcapelo 19
Don't care he believes!
peachesncreem 21
Punked by granny. She should have her own show.
onedayinamsterda 14
absolutely ! and then have David letterman interview her
OsirisFaction_fml 5
At least she still has a sense of humor.
Pentium_4 27
ha! good shit. not a big deal, farts are pretty funny
Devin91 20
Well of course he's gonna believe ER that's his grandma; my grandma told me that my gf did a similar thing to that I "believed" her for the moment. No shame done.
HelpMeJeebus 5
once you get to be as old as she is, you'll realize that since you're that old, you can get away with blaming farts on young people, throwing cats in the dryer, etc.