Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
bill219
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
olivia_r 0
Was this before or after the orthodontist pulled the pubic hair from your braces?
heylesha 8
Hahaha
nola102 0
Wow epic
ganjaone 2
Pain is pleasure
afox2122 5
At least you were feeling no pain..
jellyD 1
Such a classic Little Shop of Horrors dentist scene... Heh
th31_fml 0
Was she hot?
afulks78 11
Akward.
moderngayfare3 2
Lol did you try to adjust?
chels1994 11
wrong kind of oral.
WaitAndBleed01 0
Sorry babe maybe next time you could pop at boner for me! Lmao jk sorry for ya though