Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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brkn_hearted 0
:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty *****
sadiesykes 0
ouchh :( what a prick dump him
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Comments (47)
brkn_hearted 0
:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty *****
v8rax 0
lmao
sadiesykes 0
ouchh :( what a prick dump him
Ninjaface 0
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Or maybe you were so horrible in bed that doesn't remember it, in which case I feel sorry for him for wanting to unwittingly remind himself. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more sex.
hardcoreFML4223 0
wow
braziliangirl777 0
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maybe he wanted you to sing to him that he maaaade yooou feeel, yea, he maaade yoooou feel shiny and neeeew, like a virgin, like a virgin, touched for the very first tiiiime!
CheshireHalli 19
Ouch. That /really/ sucks.
ladiesman14 0
are you sure he broke your hyman ? ive had non- virgin girls who told me i broke their hymans. if course i do have 9 inch johnson. maybe thats it.
steph87_fml 0
guys who brag about there junk are lying you prob have a three inch worm.
olive47_fml 0
lol worm xD
Megan70_fml 6
I definitely agree with steph!
Drummer389000 0
Way to brag about your Johnson. :P
NathanKett 0
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He meant your anal virginity. so stop being such a tight ass and let him loosen it for you
miss_madison 10
Or maybe he meant he wanted to role play she was a virgin. That way he could take it over and over and over and over and over…
DirtyDiana_fml 0
# 7 that was flippin' hilarious. ily
DirtyDiana_fml 0
#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb *****, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?
SoreThroat 0
Or he's joking his ass off. XD
WonderBlunder 0
lol #6.. your parents must be so proud of ur "Johnson"..