Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
bill219
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
bizarre_ftw 22
S&M fetish? I suggest looking into it if screws in your mouth got you hard :)
MissMae93 23
No really, you need to stop commenting now or just never visit FML again. Either option works for me.
heartsxoxo 1
I'm sorry but I completely agree... you are just THAT annoy person that has the stupidest shit to say in reply to everything said by others.
murdersquirrel 15
Also, your profile makes me feel a little stabby. Just me?
BigJ365 4
Oh man that sucks
spitfire773 1
Aww dude was her boob touching your head? That used to happen to me.. But you know, I can keep it under control.
grannygruber 6
Sounds like you have the whole pain/pleasure thing going, lucky you!
gabrielbaby 9
Actually I think it would be pretty funny if someone said it that educated. Personally popped a boner sounds painful.
caroline766 0
Hahaha
mcintosh123 15
I hate random boners. One time I was in a middle of a wrestling match when mine tried to peek out
every1luvsboners 11
That's called a homoerotic fantasy not an awkward boner.
WaitAndBleed01 0
Did you like the dude?
cassieRENEE 0
Haha easy!!! Win the match with "Who has the bigger dick!!" WOOHOO!!! ;) I love wrestling x3
bizarre_ftw 22
^Are you right in the head?
ppl2ppl 4
Bahaha kinky ;D
irishman1989 0
Sounds like u like pain
mrpipp 0
Take it from me, it happens to the best of us.