Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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Top comments
emmaa3451 11
Maybe he should just text you ..
rustylane 6
If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.
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Comments (128)
emmaa3451 11
Maybe he should just text you ..
shellz102 12
Are you sure he was trying to be romantic?
gojira666 7
...or just talk to you through the open window
imaginaryvoice 18
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at all three of these comments
wallandpiece 16
Romeo and Juliet didn't text each other.
nofearjenshere 12
Romeo: Will thou please sendith me a nude?
wastingtimeonFML 7
At least the tones were little!
Tali147 16
Juliet, will thou plz meeteth me @ yonder gate lol luv Romeo.
nado13579 12
Romeo And Juliet wasn't romantic. Sure, the idea of it may be so, but the fact that it lasted three days ruins it.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
77- We're reading the play in class right now and I could sure say differently..
evilplatypus 39
I agree with 77. Two teenagers who've known each other less than a week and want to spend their lives together isn't romantic; it's every teenage relationship ever. The fact that they were willing to commit suicide doesn't make it any more romantic; it makes it emo.
agm77 9
77 & 82- Don't forget that beside two teenagers committing suicide, 4 other innocent people were killed because of their "romantic" 3 day relationship.
herrobear 0
So you got hit by a little stone? You have a terribly hard life.
rustylane 6
If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.
LaughinStock 16
Op is lucky that he didn't throw a horse. :)
kickuwithmyfist 1
7- lol family guy..
ddddddddg 9
#7 .......wtf
nofearjenshere 12
41- Family Guy reference.
123josie123 11
Love hurts... Literally.
other121 2
But little rocks don't hurt 0.o
P374RD3D 9
That's not a good idea regardless
biggestfan23 11
There little stones as OP said, I'm sure they don't hurt that much
elephantom12 9
"little stones" I doubt that would've hurt.
Ferretface 13
Depends on how fast they're going. Bullets aren't all that large.
notsorandomguy 18
If he's able to throw little stones at mach speed, he probably would be a star and a special ops soldier.
elephantom12 9
Bullets are shot out of a gun. Unless this boyfriend was a transformer with a pistol as a hand I doubt he would've thrown it that hard since he most likely thought the window was closed and didn't want to break it.
ScarletFever67 6
Though, having a transformer boyfriend would be pretty sweet...
meggieeee51 9
At least he tried to be romantic? :)
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
But clearly, that's not his thing.
ILoveMyXbox 0
It's not that it "isn't his thing", he just made a simple accident. Loads of other people would make that mistake as well. Definitely including me.
meggieeee51 9
It's the thought that counts
taytoc 10
They got your attention. Stop bitching
omfgshiz 7
Should have flung it back down at him and say "Back at ya honey!" No? Okay.. .___.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Rock..... Rock..... HORSE! "is someone out there?" (huzzah for family guy refs!)
crazydudefrom90s 10
I like the thought. Maybe next time he can climb up the water pipe next to your window!
P374RD3D 9
How would he screw that up *deep in thought
crazydudefrom90s 10
He won't, she might I'm thinking close the window as soon as he approaches claiming that some guy was throwing stones before!
millie1267 4
Why would he be throwing stones if your standing there? Usually it's to get the persons attention but it seems like he's already gotten yours..
globetrottter 3
Gotta give him an "A" for effort right? Most people these days think romance is a nice text message.
Il_Maestro 6
I'd give him a "B" for effort. After all, where is the love song on guitar? And clearly he doesn't care about you, OP, or those rocks would've been diamonds.
iHateHippiesToo 6
Plus an 'A' for her keeping her windows nice and clean.
agm77 9
This isn't UC Santa Cruz...
THExistentialist 13
C for lack of originality, and for the lack of boombox. boombox held high over his head... NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, BUT I WILL THROW STONES AND THEY WILL HURT YOU!