Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
bill219
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
artprincess 0
what????
AthleticSwaqq 8
He got his braces tightened, while at the same time got a boner. Is that confusing also?
ikickgingers 15
What's on second.
RedPillSucks 33
every1luvsboners is at home base
x_xSublime 0
Who's on first, and I don't know is on third.
bro1oke 0
...kinky?
WidoWxMakerR 0
Sexy!!
j_cat187 20
Did the doctor have massive ****?
akichan15 5
ahhh masochist?
thescyphozoa 6
You may have discovered a fetish of yours, which is a good thing.
kristinmarie178 2
Okay I'm just gonna pull on this real quick, and then it might feel s bit tight, and.... Oh uh, wow
caranina 15
i love my orthodontist , hes so short and stubby ! i love fat people , like omg .
youcrazybasturd 0
Can you say fetish?
beckyxD 13
That must be a good dentist...
trixy81 10
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