Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
notsoclean
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking!
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Better than having a boner at a funeral.
theevilduchess 12
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!
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Comments (190)
theevilduchess 12
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!
Xaviour 0
It's not your fault...
Buttsexpirate 9
O-Orial Fix-Fixa-Fixashion? No? Dammit!
MrSarcasm 4
I think he has a bone to pick with his dentist.
mudkipsan 19
Not while getting a filling, I can't. If only there was some way to show you...
Damn_Hippster 11
I guess you were happy to see the dentist.
xlord 27
I just OPs a guy or this could be a completely different FML
zombicidal 11
norwal dictation! damn it!
kaegomay12 17
is the dentist cute?
katt_is_here 24
Attack of the indiscriminate boner!!! I guess a good thing about being a chick is I never have to deal with that sort of thing. FYL OP.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I guess OP wanted to do some drilling of his own.
changesinme 0
And your teeth are bonerrific
Gianca1208 4
I always get boners at my dentist
iiNommBaconz 0
At least it wasint a physical..
blackheart24 10
Well that's inconvenient...
babyfireball77 14
Is your dentist the one from horrible bosses?
FunwithBumperCar 0
More like boner after dentist!
rcbarnes 24
Rimshot!
KeXu 6
Spontaneous boners are the worst.
phoenixslayer69 4
Random boners are great. Everyone loves Boners.
TheSmoothDude 10
The clinical term is narb. No apparent reason boner.
xlord 27
Did OPs dentist drill him hard???.... I'm sorry someone had to say it
Jackbagger_fml 0
Actually it's RBS random boner syndrome
HarveyMalone 0
I see what you did there #9...
slick5880 22
9 beat me to it. Fail
rexgar2000 10
Today, it took me like 15 tries to click this FML. FML
JonnyBone21 3
LMFAO!!
jworret 0
Only took me 10 ha loser :)
alexchiltonLC 7
Huh and to think I scrolled through the fmls using the arrows at the top. It's pretty simple...
thelinlinx3 10
Who said it was spontaneous? ;)
saIty 17
Did you have a hot dentist, and hoped that your appointment would turn into some kinky porno?
dre_bro11 12
Jennifer Aniston from horrible bosses.
evamusical 12
She sure was jennifer annistom
Nikkitaria 9
Better than having a boner at a funeral.
max_wilder 9
Better than a boner at the holocaust museum
Mattador_fml 0
Better than a boner at a family reunion
Jimster1712 0
Better than a .. CCCOMBO BRRREAKERR
CryMoreFMLs 15
Not better then a V8!
SemperFi_23 6
Not better than crispy bacon!!!!!!!!!!
Busby91 0
Not better than doing your hot dentist
ceilingfans 1
Better then not having a boner at a boner convention
dbdette3 0
Stiffy? Haha
btown99909 0
better than having a boner while hugging your mother.
arlo1024 0
What was your platoon?
whited666 0
On the bright side, better you than the dentist!
Brice28_fml 10
Did the laughing gas make you happy?
JEnglish89 1
I always wear a hoodie to the dentist.
TylerOMFG 7
Obviously your penis wants some tending to as well.
onikage_666 0
With drills and hooks and the like.
NitroTonicsFML 4
Open wide.
elochai 3
And say, 'Uhn..'
Enslaved 38
Now spit!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Spitters are quitters #40!
Enslaved 38
Haha! But the difference between- like and love is spits or swallows. (:
Bbhd05 0
Yes and showing off = gargling
ThatWasRandom 1
Delicious
Jimster1712 0
Your username matches the context of your comment.
theTrollGuy 7
And so his profile picture.
NEEPLES 7
Was it a long and hard trip?
CryMoreFMLs 15
No, it was a long and hard rise!
JRFaceless 8
I bet you wanted to fill the dentist's cavity, if you know what I mean.
phoenixslayer69 4
No I don't can you explain it to me....
white16sox 19
33 stfu you are killing all of our brain cells. Just leave FML until you learn how to form a proper sentence with correct spelling.
andersonRitsu 0
I don't either :3
abluekiwi 0
Step one, look up the definiton of cavity if you don't already know it. Step two, apply logic.