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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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OCDC 9

Just helping the doctors see it better.

br0itstaylor 0

I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)

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joseph42424233 0

wow

joseph42424233 0

Must have been a hard situation to talk yourself out of.

OCDC 9

Pun intended?

joseph42424233 0

perhaps.

TheChowski 2

at least it wasn't an x-ray machine.

PurpleRae420 0

Haha how embarassing

Tsunami87 17

why was your bone being scanned?

KaintukeeBob 13

I bet they see this all the time - your focus is on the massive machine your pelvis is inserted into, and with all the attention being directed at your pelvis (yours, and that which you expect from the technicians) it's only natural for your body to respond in the only way it knows how: pelvic attention = mating opportunity. Essentially, your hind brain (as well as everyone else's on the planet) only recognizes 3 ways to respond to attention: FFF. It will Flee, it will Fight, or well... You weren't going to fight the MRI, you couldn't run, so by default, you got ready for action.

BruisedGiraffe 15

whatever tickles your fancy

boatingboy1011 0

15- I see what u did there

ienjoithinqs 0

penis bone?

ahole123 0

That's one way to pass the time

kcluna 6

Hard times... eeeh?

DarkHelmet 10

Radiation will do that to ya

chuymac 3

radiation will make your boner like a super hero instant erections holding the gravy longer w/ power shot I'm tired so I'll come up with better super hero powers

naughtia 14

I guess MRI machines are kind of sexy

futtbuck101 1

Massive Rectal Insertion

Jonkbaby 23

15- predictable

Jimster1712 0

theres another bone in the pelvis! scientifically defying!!!

staceysgenesis16 0

thats awsome.

iSitt 0

it's all over Facebook now

ImaWiseGuy 5

just thinking of MRI's is giving me a woody...

sterlingarcher 1

haha lol.. wow..

humzizzl3 0

hahahahaha

otheriBlair 0

was the doctor cute?

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

lol vet it was a man

lolx7 5

what, do machines turn you on?

JPabla03 0

Heyy I was born in rancho (;

zojieeu 6

I know you like it :D

OCDC 9

Just helping the doctors see it better.

robotiick 12

^win!

EatnBeef 7

chain that lil ****** to your leg!!!! teach him whose boss. and if he comes out to play, beat the shit out of him until he throws up and passes out

QTp13 10

#133 - HAHAHA :'D that sure is one way of putting it!

firemaker1211 5

nice

love0128 5

Where did you get your picture from??

RyanMacVey 17

so was the docter hot???

FMLandurstoo 9

Why are you still on FML?

FeedMonkeyking 4

He really does have a point.

thepicoeater 1

seriously... just delete your account.

laminscate8 0

No seriously. Delete your account because random people on FML say to do so. :|

CryMoreFMLs 15

Nobody would miss him anyway.

carmieloulou 0

you guys are messed up..? seriously is that needed. try being nice once in awhile, you know it wont hurt youu

FMLandurstoo 9

I can't go five minutes without hurting someone's feelings.

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

i agree with 117.. theres no need to be mean jeez people

malaklovesyou 0

can people ever be mature & not be meann ? like really come on people! grow up.

livin_plur 0

157- he's not even really gay lol and for the rest of you, I bet he likes all the attention he gets from all his haters, I know that I would haha it's definently something to talk about, being the most hated person on FML, I don't even know why but more power to u gaiiboy keep it up :)

CryMoreFMLs 15

Ooo someone's a litle touchy over homosexuality... How about you don't judge us for our thoughts, and we won't judge you for yours. I AM a homophobe, I was raised a homophobe, and I will STAY a homophobe 157.

ConradDavid 1

he's not gay people read his box...

dbss11 3

I love how 157 is an idiot and assumes, while she is protecting something she know nothing about, ignorant people man

ajfraser 3

I'm pretty sure thats not what everyone meant but way to overreact

CryMoreFMLs 15

Aww my comment got moderated :( I have offended the gods of FML!!

tona01 16

never piss kaysl, i thought everyone knew that

lavantant 3

I love how these arguments have nothing to do with the topic at hand

evig_fml 16

would like to point out that snickerdoodles is the most hated fml poster

sassypants93 17

193- I didn't know it was possible to do that. Is kaysl a beverage of some sort?

TigerBloodGirl15 0

KaySL not to get into this little spat here but this argument is dumb She was clueless so what? most humans have been 1 or twice in ur life she only assumed because that's what most ppl would have done in the 1st place. heck u assumed that she said EVERYONE on Fml ha no life I'm pretty sure she just meant you. also you must only go on Fml all the time if u have enough of a reputation in your comments that people think your are cold

79DrAwkwArD97 0

I don't know about you, but I hate him because he spelled doctor "docter" and he spells boy "boii"

Nguyenydapooh 5

Reading all of these reply's I forgot what the FML was.

ii_tayman 0

haha you use really big words I bet half if the people that read this have no idea what you said at all

woody768 0

Who likes waffles? =D

mboone219 4

ayame01 fails so epically

ceddyz17 10

a little too relaxed?

Takador 3

Must've been the cold

EffinToofer 3

I guess they had it set on vibrate. Wee!

Denikk 0

i don't know how i could not get a boner

mercuryburst 0

Yep, with MRI machines being so god damn sexy nowadays. Think before you post.

br0itstaylor 0

I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)

traze 7

Him and that wedding guy must be brothers.

michaelm1290 23

must of been a 'long' experience

jerseyboy732 16

win

iLikeBoyes22 0

lolol how bout during your physical when the doctor feels ur junk thts awkward

tona01 16

that never happened to me...

mrlopez 13

Win!

abby1029 8

thats a good one ;)

salvorican 24

Well I see u got urself in a STICKy situation.. yeah that was stupid I'll shut up

bodmonontheblock 0

there you go :p, atleast you have cool hair

salvorican 24

Lol thanks. People hate my comment! Yay

xxlauruh 0

your hair looks like a bad Photoshop job.

salvorican 24

Actually it's a $7 Walmart wig

uncbballwins 0

I wouldn't spend 2¥ on a wig like that

Erato_fml 6

Thank god it's a wig! No offence though.

daeval14 0

66 I don't think she really gives a shit or even asked for your opinion.

uncbballwins 0

94- I don't give a shit that she doesnt give a shit.

salvorican 24

Good cuz I don't :)