Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

Sexy.

Someone's orally fixated...

Now you know, so next time you can brace yourself!

So.. You like it rough?

Kinky!

I think that would be the only enjoyable thing about having braces :P Hate these friggen train tracks.

Did ur dentist get into it?

Bondage restraints in the mouth!

There's no need to be ashamed. This reminds me of my first boner, it was back in 1963, around 7:30 pm. I was out mowing the lawn with a push mower. Out of no-where 3 blackbirds landed on it like it was a limb or something they just sat there and chirped the whole time while I cut the grass. I still have those 3 blackbirds on my mantle, and play with them from time to time. Long live the boner.

I believe the term is popped a stiffy.

I dreaded that many times haha, those dang dental assistants seemed like the purposely put their boobs on me....rubbing back and forth at times...is that even necessary!?