Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
bill219
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
idl3mind 0
I've had a crush on my dentist's dental asst for years.
lil00shadow 0
some old creepy guy sticking metal on my teeth turns me on too
raphanne_fml 33
#149 Well, maybe in Hangover 2...
mackyc46 2
Happens to me too much.
Chris4th 2
What a loser.
fo_86 0
Your FML is you got a boner? Wow...
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think that's the whole story. How would you feel if you got a boner while watching a Holocaust movie? Would it just be about the boner then?
Georgia13 0
Wow... Sexy :) haha
LilSideTwerk 0
Lol dhats Too qross' lol why am I typing like that? haha but seriously that gross/Nasty!!
k99 5
Don't worry OP, you're probably just a masochist. It happens more often then you think. The gender, attractiveness, and relationship with your dentist are all key factors I want to know. It's like a crappy soap opera! " Will the Dentist reciprocate Op's feelings? Will the dentist be swayed from monogamy from his/her husband/wife? Will the Op's teeth ever be fixed?! Find out next time on Day's Of Our teeth!"
KRS_13 0
So...you like hands in your mouth? I do too! We have something in common :D