Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
bill219
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
anonymous
Unterageri, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
ILoveBabyPeter 0
So I guess you like it tight???
GwenethJP 2
Ha. Thought it said pooped.
Subakie 20
To "pop a boner" usually means they came. THAT is embarrassing, not just getting one at the ortho.
2dog 15
LOL!
cutiepie2342 1
I wish my Dentist was that hot
Tuckerous 2
Like a little pain do we?
DragonGirl1031 11
Masochist?
DragonGirl1031 11
Masochist?
dancerforlife16 2
Thats akward.
hydeiken 0
Boner Alert!