gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Danny
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
MrAries
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
bonehead69
Taylorville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick as rainbows
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.
RichardPencil 32
You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!
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RichardPencil 32
You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!
RichardPencil 32
I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.
Ilmoran 20
Well, you should help find them! It can be dark and scary in there, and you don't want boners wandering around unsupervised.
Mooglefox 24
And don’t forget wet! It is very wet in those places!
kmac1 4
Did they find them, or are all three still lost in you?
Ashamed_Sister 60
The cucumber, a girl's best friend. It never gets soft, will never bad-mouth you, and afterwards you have something to eat.
RichardPencil 32
You get to eat it — typical male!
vandj8 9
Technically it would get soft, that, or it would pickle.
DieYuppieScum 4
****** dentata?
jobekka 20
don't sleep with drunk guys?
RJR 5
The fact that you use the word "boner" would make me terminally flaccid.
postpunkfunk 16
Your perfect boners out there, don't give up!
sallygee 9
someone? it sounds like you're having g sex with random people. maybe that's part of the problem.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Why would that be the problem?