Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."
Peaceandlove1234 0
Sexy.
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Comments (293)
Holyfukers 2
Dude... you need a healthy dose of some sexual action my friend
awkwardaredevil 5
It happens to the best of us.
shadowsun28 0
Happened to me too man.
funnyshizz69 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
alo2147 0
your not the only one bro that shit happened to me when I still had my braces, pretty embarrassing...
jazzybaby179 22
Pop goes the boner??
Zoranius 6
Now you know you like things in your mouth ;)
FMtechL 0
Nothing wrong with popping a stiffy...
TheHardwick3 7
Lol I just moderated a FML that said 'I was tightening braces and the guy got a boner'
jmad29 2
Kinky.