Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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free_parking 3
take her the 5 year old's advice. get your flabs to the gym kids are honest. if they say you're fat, yore fat
Davros 12
See how small the back of my hand looks far away? Now look at it close up (thwack)
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Comments (9)
wanted_2_want 40
Wouldn’t be awesome that if one needs to lose a couple of inches of fat could exercise for only day and ‘puff’?!!!
julfunky 29
Shouldn’t it be “poof” rather than “puff?”
wanted_2_want 40
I think either can be used with this context. The idea would have same meaning.
RichardPencil 32
How rude! You ought to throw that kid in a vault and give her a pommeling!
free_parking 3
take her the 5 year old's advice. get your flabs to the gym kids are honest. if they say you're fat, yore fat
Cali 57
Proofreading is never a bad idea, dude.
Davros 12
See how small the back of my hand looks far away? Now look at it close up (thwack)
ojosRojos 28
Ohhh kids. They can be brutal, but try not to take it to heart. I’m sure you’re beautiful!