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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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redbluegreen 41

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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ohmandapants 17

Because it hurt so good?

RedPillSucks 33

It feels good when they stop.

weepingangel_fml 7

Tooth fetishes are strange.

bizarre_ftw 22

As opposed to foot, latex, rabbit, fruit, Santa, cartoon, choking, and all other fetishes? Really?

gabrielbaby 9

They never said any of those weren't. But I agree many fetishes are weird.

SystemofaBlink41 27

For me the weirdest would be feet... I mean what the hell, is it the toes or the way it's shaped? Either way, the're not attractive in the least bit..

mikeduse 0

88- your comments are so ******* annoying and you comment like 5 times on every fml.....

jakezilla8464 3

haha, I do it all the time.

x_xSublime 0

Get boners?

hypnosis 0

Same.. Those **** in yo face

vitaldisplay 0

I popped a boner while doing your mom.

ohmandapants 17

How clever and original. Seriously? Shut up, that's not funny.

Sixsickshit69 7

Amazing just amazing

falloutboylove7 0

thats a little strange..

holeyman 8

I have fantasies about banging my dentist too!!........

black_martin 1

Only if the dentist is Jennifer Anniston from that horrible bosses movie!

caranina 15

i love my orthodontist hes so short and stubby ! hes so cute , i love fat people !!

skata 4

64- if only there were more women like you

thrillawang 0

if you don't get aroused by a stranger being in your mouth then I don't know what you do for fun.

bizarre_ftw 22

Go on FML

Reddeaded 5

I hope you weren't thinking of rosy o'donald

murdersquirrel 15

*O'Donnell. Unless you mean one of Old McDonald or Ronald McDonald's Irish nieces.

ohmandapants 17

Because she is commonly associated with orthodontists?

murdersquirrel 15

No, just shameful boners.

caranina 15

awkotaco .

gcox_fml 0

You are extremely pretty

jizzwold 21

^why I hate the Internet

daboss85 4

Message me I have no idea how to:D

perdix 31

What's the problem? When I had braces, that was the highlight of my month! It seems my orthodontist only hired busty women who enjoyed shoving their **** in teenage boys' faces. I still send him a Christmas card every year;)

Strafeh 9

Perdix - I put my christmas cards in my cats mouth. I then put the stamp and return address.. Etc. Up his ass. I then mail it to foreign countries. And wait for my return gift. Last week, I got a fun family game from a third world country! Hungry Hungry Hungarians!

perdix 31

That's so sweet. Got any stories of when busty women jammed their bounty into your face as a teenage boy. Those are gifts that just keep giving. Maybe soon you'll get Angry, Angry Albanians. It's not a game -- just a bunch of nasty, swarthy people.

Strafeh 9

I'' waiting for AAA to go clearance at target.

perdix 31

Good call. The ones that are stuck in Target over the whole Christmas season without being purchased are the angriest of all.

cjm25 3

U said," u still send HIM letters." this guy has boobs!!!!!!!