Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
Twi_lover_EC 6
"Toaday, I found out I had no life. FML"
MissMandi411 2
yes and 'toaday' u shud also learn to spell
dance2211 0
I bet its because you're fat.
cjammer 0
I'm fat and I'm happily married. Don't be a superficial, shallow dumbass with such naive assumptions. It will get you nowhere in life.
sublime93 0
31, Owned.
maskedman 9
If women are planning out their weddings from when they are little girls, then we need to start teaching these little boys how to construct their fantasy escape plans early.
Perversive 0
Hell yes.
quietlytearful 0
lol
paperchainhearts 0
YDI for being crazy. Seriously, w.t.f.
louie111887 0
damn women really do this. that's crazy haha ydi
CallMeHush 1
Never and I mean NEVER show a guy your already planned out wedding unless you want to see how fast he can run away.
Owndapwn 0
@12 car actually. not house. meh, I also have a few design blue prints for an armory though.
Lepton 0
And I think we found out why you're still single. Do you ever have second dates or do you bring the wedding stuff up on the first one?
saranottelling 7
Lady, not having a boyfriend is the least of your worries. Let's work on getting outside, making friends, and having a life first.
Sparkiee93 3
Wow. A wedding isn't a party "just for you" it's a celebration of love you feel for another human being. And there are starving people, children, babies, on this same planet as you right now, and you are upset because you can't have a stupid party.