Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
rockintothebeat 0
I moderated this one! :D
alin123 0
yeahhhhhh nice one trying to feel important
MagneticGuitar 0
#13 Your award has been posted.
AntiChrist7 0
well nr.13, so it's you we have to thank that crap FML's like this one get through? Well done
banditandbadger 0
wow get a life
BlueJeans2626 0
now you have a plan (:
Secret_Fire_King 0
OP, Yes.. Your life is ******.. But you get no sympathy from me.. Only pity.. (basically the same, but pity is for much lower people).. ----- Maybe more time could be spent looking for a guy, instead of planning an imaginary wedding.. ----- If all else fails: Go buy about 20 cats, and start throwing them at people passing by..
CRlovers123 0
always be prepared
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
Daraybat 0
I agree
pancakes_n_syrup 0
The OP doesn't say she told anyone..every girl has planned their wedding out. I could tell you details about mine, probably about as much as the OP and I'm not getting married. It's what girls fantasize about..I'm sure any guy could tell you what his house would look like if he became rich or something. Not FYL op, you're just well prepared for when it does happen And I'm not single, so obviously this doesn't hinder a relationship
containsnosoy 0
No, not every girl plans this stuff out. 0_o
alexandraa_fml 0
I never once even thought about my wedding or what it would consist of and still never have, I really could care less until it comes to that point in my life.
BritishHobo 0
I couldn't tell you what my house would look like if I was rich. Also, the wedding thing I'm torn with. I would never protest anything my fiancée wants for our wedding, but if she was like one of the women in sitcoms when they get married, I wouldn't be so understanding as the guys in that show. You know in most sitcoms, where it's the wedding day, and the woman just becomes an uberbitch, and the guy takes it because it's their wedding day? Or Monica Geller off Friends who just became a bitch period after her wedding. I think I'm getting off point here. So, yeah, my house...
TheGuyOverThere 0
@#40 "I really could care less until it gets to that point in my life" So, at that point, when it's the most important it'll ever be, that will be the point you care least about it? That's rather strange.
iabty 0
Okay, maybe most girls have THOUGHT about their wedding but I doubt most plan everything down to the 'very last detail'. That's for brides and wedding planners. The OP just seems a little desperate and pathetic, imo.
alexandraa_fml 0
WtF are you saying? Yes. I really could care less to plan my wedding years ahead of time. If you dont like my wording then tough noogie.
BlueEyes155 0
Not every girl plans that shit, because not every woman wants to get married. Including me. I've never even fantasized about it. Not even once! Or kids. So next time you speak for the female population, Don't.
Dfox 0
I have barely thought about my wedding and my boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years. I know who my bridesmaids will be and a song i'd like to play...that's it.
alexandraa_fml 0
Word, BlueEyes155.
imchanel 0
then why are you planning your wedding if your not getting married? go find a boyfriend or fiance
roaminginsomniac 0
Get a REAL life.
usafzach 0
lmfaoooo
FMLjudge007 0
wow your a total loser
69Kitty 4
ok then....
mojo5678 5
Your name is 69kitty... Maybe you should take a look at yourself before judging
bafoofta 0
To be fair, that's probably why you're still single.
copcrasher 0
No wonder you don't have a boyfriend, all you do is sit around your house. Go out once in a while
containsnosoy 0
Ironically, this is probably why you are still single.