Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Today, I took my son fishing and we did quite well, catching enough for several nights worth of meals. Then, as we were packing up, the dumbass tipped the whole lot back into the sea because he somehow thought the freaking ocean was subject to catch and release. Four hours wasted FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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3ph600v 15
I fish for redfish commercially, and I know that they may appear dead for hours however some still stay alive. they are tough bastards, and they are freakin sharp
Tromboneguy29 0
Just a fish? Have you ever caught a 50 pound redfish? That's definently a big deal. But anyway, you shouldv made sure it was dead. FYL
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kalsarao 0
First!!!!!!!!
hijueputa 0
first fag of the day!
carriema 7
FYL, its not your fault, you wouldn't have known it was still alive.
summerloolooloo 0
Big deal. Its just a fish. How the hell is your life ******?
vgmaster 0
wow
alin123 0
gay!
tiancai 0
His life is ****** because he is a dumbass who doesn't even know how to properly handle fish, yet has the audacity to call himself a "fisherman". In my village we always gut the fish before washing it (what the hell is the point of washing it before you gut it anyway, you'll have to wash it again after you do it).
YeahFMLxX 0
your in a village and probably harpoon baby sealsl for a living, and Sarah Palin is probably nagging you because your using the only internet hotspot wifi for 700 miles. waaaah he doesn't know how to fish waaaahhh.
tiancai 0
lmao, I doubt anybody in my village has ever heard of Sarah Palin. And unfortunately there's no Wifi, or even cellphone reception for that matter.
YeahFMLxX 0
then you must be way the **** out in Alaska. and whomp whomp about not having wifi, you can sit on the shores and wave to commerial boats, maybe they'll have wifi.
BritishHobo 0
I think his life is ****** because the other guy caught a HUGE fish and now he'll be pissed that this guy let it go free.
Reyo 2
I just can't wrap my mind around how you and I are the only ones who realize this #68...
TripleJumpMan 0
he was cleaning it because they wanted to take a picture with it dumbass. why don't you try reading it first.
YeahFMLxX 0
I was talking for 48 you *****!
vatermelonpower 0
mabye the guy who caut it is a pedofile
LittleRRed 5
Cuz now they have to tell the guys who caught it that its gone
Tkim32 0
first!
hijueputa 0
NOT! Fail you knacker!
Tkim32 0
Maybe not first.
withered 30
Not maybe, you AREN'T 1st. Retard...
Tkim32 0
I posted saying first because nobody had a post up yet but by the time I posted it I was 3rd so I posted "maybe not first" and now my first post is gone so don't judge me
Sirin_fml 47
Yes, because we all adore reading 'first!' several times on each FML, you contemptible twit.
hockeyhouse 5
Can I judge you for being such a loser you felt the need to post "first" at all?
a1b2c3d4e5f6 0
um. FAIL That's what sinks are for Or you could have just held it while you were washing it
Snapp1e 0
1: Not everyone had a ******* sink on their fishing boat. 2: If it's a 50 pound fish, no doubt it'll be strong enough to break free from someones grasp, especially with the water, and oils acting as lubricants.
Twi_lover_EC 6
Yaaaaaay the fish got away! I think fishing is wrong so... Yaaaaaaaaaaaay. The fish got away!!! Anyway this is not an FML. Ur life is not ******.
pongmaster 0
noob hippie
jakeidk 0
that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard (almost) there is nothing wrong with fishing it's FOOD and it's GOOD.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Even the Bible condones it..
Tromboneguy29 0
Just a fish? Have you ever caught a 50 pound redfish? That's definently a big deal. But anyway, you shouldv made sure it was dead. FYL
sharpiebandit 0
Was that your first time fishing? If not, you deserved it.
michaelscott69 0
i would kill you if that was my fish, i would stick the rod in your ass, the hook in your eye, tie you up with extra string, put the net over you, then club you until you were unconcious, then tie the anchor to your feet, and throw you in the water
polico_wolf 0
ouch
sharpiebandit 0
Agreed.
emorockerownage 9
once again...... agreed
sam11jide 0
im pretty sure u did this on purpose out of jealousy maybe lol. how can u not tell a fish is still alive,especially if it still has the strength to swim away