Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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davidhasmorefun 0
you don't have to be married to be happy.
tisiphone_fml 0
Nor is your wedding day the most important day of your life. If you think that, there's a serious problem.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Why is that a serious problem? You're promising to be committed to one person for the rest of your life, for God's sake. It's an extremely important life decision. It may not be THE most important day, but definitely one of them.
FarSide 23
Post a picture of yourself, and perhaps I will give you a try.
bombtastic 10
lol @32. nice one. I planned my wedding kinda. just where I want it and what I wanna munch on. not too much detail. I think it's a waste of time because you have to take into consideration money and the guy and crap. don't plan ahead, it always backfires.
dmcubed 0
...and you wonder why? lol
Perversive 0
Don't alot of people plan their weddings a little earlier than they need to so it's easier to have a wedding when they are getting married?
breannac 1
I thought of my colors for my wedding and told my boyfriend. But I thought of those colors way before I met him. I love weddings!! It's nice to think of what u want. I'm sure she will tell her boy when the time comes and will be willing to change things for him. Everyone is different :).
your_face 15
Haha, I'm the same way. I've picked out a dress, hairstyle, bridesmaids, bridesmaids' dresses, music, and a color scheme, and shared pretty much everything but the dress with my boyfriend. I figure it's okay to have an idea ahead of time of what you want for your wedding, and details like the groom can always come later, haha. ...On that note, hopefully OP is exaggerating. A groom is a hard detail to plan if you're single!!
defyingglory 0
I've TOTALLY done that too XD
Perversive 0
Yes, that's so true. No guy wants a needy bitch like the OP.
frogzorz 0
you'll find him someday!!
giggles5458 0
you deserved it (: for dreaming ahead
Anteezy 7
Not creepy at all.