T.C
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
carl_carl_
Grand Ledge, United States
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Anonymous
Mountain View, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kink shaming
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
bgoodwin07
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
Anonymous
Utica, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Addicted
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
littl3storm
🌶️ Spicy
Dad of the month
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Not literally, surely?
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anon
Lansing, United States
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Top comments
crazyleggs 0
must not have been to happily married!
mizzleshizzle 0
your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.
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Comments (60)
ccbooya18 0
1st haha! oh your life sucks by the way
j0k32r0x 0
hes a g
pplprsn 0
no, you should confront your dad and make sure HE tells her.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
First?
JustGines 0
Fail.
crazyleggs 0
must not have been to happily married!
MadeOfAwesome 1
Well yeah, that's kind of the point.
treesdevin 0
who is everr happily married nowadays....everybody is a lecher..
mariep_fml 0
I found out that about my dad, Im just not sure if I should tell my mom
megalan 0
I think u shud
00yoda4 0
I agree with 38
Cristaderzi 0
This is why infidelity is immoral! It hurts the ones most vulnerable... FYL for real!!!!!
Dphilipson 0
that's why he's happily married lol
daniel1_1 13
it's tiger woods!
ifmlftw 0
damn202-9 nice job
VanessaVander 2
probably not all that happy lol
gravityplanx 0
Ok... let me explain this... He went to a professional sex worker... this obviously means that he was sexually unfulfilled at home and despite what prudes will tell you, sexually fulfillment is very important. So he had several options: Divorce his wife, cheat with someone and form a new relationship, or hire a sex worker. He chose the sex worker. Why? It means that he was only sexually unfulfilled but it does NOT mean that he doesn't still love you, his wife, and his family. He chose to go to a professional to have his needs met while still providing his family with everything they need... Compared to the other options, this is by far the best. and ultimately, it's none of your business. Do you want your parents sticking their noses into your sex life? I doubt it. So stay away from theirs. Also, I wouldn't be too surprised if your mom already knows and is ok with it. Honestly, he did the right thing in this situation...
wandaax03 0
I've never thought about it that way; you have a good point.
urikuh17 0
no that means he's a shitty husband
x3molover 0
great coment.. I agree fully with you. and thanks for clearing up what an escort is. lol
mizzleshizzle 0
your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.
PottentialFML 0
GravityPlanx you should become a lobbyest for Tobacco companies or firearms.
helmet786 4
poop
marquez_jasmine 6
Is counseling not an option anymore ? If he was that in love with his wife he would of tried to work something else out. He's just a dirty cheating bastard. Don't make excuses for Jackasses
Ms_ValS 27
Spoken like a true cheater.