Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
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oiendoio 1
oh my 28 he is ancient
RacistPancake 6
Your never to old to make laser noises.
optimusprime0069 8
I would do the same thing as ops boyfriend.
kapippenger 0
#2 and #3 are alright in my book!
fabian21 0
This, along with the planetarium and the plastic flower FML's, should be MBIA's. MyBoyfriendIsAwesome.
enonymous 9
**** yea you know what's better than pew pew noises? Pew pew noises while you're ******* coloring with some crayons on the menu at Denny's
yougotapes 7
Ahh i always make sound effects for practically everything I do.. Makes life enjoyable
KailyKii 11
Your boyfriend is awesome. Pew Pew Pew!!!
duke56924903 11
Lasers are cool, and lasers will always be cool, so you should really just get used to it.
F0xyTurtle 8
Lol I think it's cute xD
yoursucklives 36
pew pew noises are the best noises. but swoosh noises are great too.
Akai_fml 4
Exactly #24! I voted this "You deserve it" because, really, everyone deserves someone that awesome in their life.
Mendara_fml 0
I concur, a healthy sense of humor is important and may be a leading cause of happiness in my marriage. Also 28 is the new 15, didn't you hear?
Havin 19
Yeah, I agree and I'm a girl!
potuyit 10
You're
Spaghetti7 5
Get him laser hair removal on his head, cuz why not.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Because you could maybe, by chance, possibly end up in jail for murder.
alexchiltonLC 7
Just shave his head...?
IscoreOnU 19
Because that's ******* stupid #4 why would you do that? Unless you have cancer or something still kinda pointless.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I love pancakes :)!
Havin 19
Totally irrelevant and lovin' it.
futtbuck101 1
That's a hairy situ- *gets shot in the head*
1215116a 14
Shot in the head by laser by any cance?
Wreckless_fml 6
pew pew
Wreckless_fml 6
pew pew
Ctwebsyter 0
Haha, I love ur comment and pic... Can I smang it guuurl?
P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.
pixiebubz 26
When did I say I didn't laugh? :P
yougotapes 7
When lol wasn't inserted...
krez 20
If you thought it was funny, how it this an FML?
yougotapes 7
!!lol^^
dudeitsdanny 10
When you posted it on Fmylife.com..
Ugi 27
#39 - If you thought it was funny, where's the issue? Or maybe I got it wrong and the F is for Funny!
a_nutritionist 10
@39 so are you now saying this isnt an fml? cos either you laughed along and found it to be some stupid fun, or you didnt. pick a side, dumbass.
FMLandurstoo 9
#39 is op
castrosabeast 7
STAR WARS!!!
elephantom12 9
Don't get penisy Luke!
cupcakegirl93 8
He was just Jk around.... Why are you taking this so seriously and whining about it ?
WCARlover 35
Oh who cares he's just trying to be funny
evilscorpi 29
seesh he cant make a joke,??? i would have laughed and called him silly lol
fmessiah 19
My thoughts exactly, is humour supposed to die at a certain age?
mellylicious 8
Make fun of his forest down where the sun don't shine.
NoNotTheFace 8
Men, our mission today is to destroy the follicle. DESTROY THE FOLLICLE. FOR SPARTAAA.
nothingmuch_ 5
Whaha. Your comment actually made me laugh out loud :P