Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out my ex friend is having her wedding at the same resort and same venue as me, and I had it secured 9 months before her. Now she’s trying to also use my priest. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How did she learn all this? Did you have the bad taste to post all of your pre-wedding planning on social media? Or is this woman just psychic?
Chazzster 32
Stop following or keeping track of Ex’s - It will just cause you pain.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
How did she learn all this? Did you have the bad taste to post all of your pre-wedding planning on social media? Or is this woman just psychic?
Hangryko 32
Pam Beesly?
Chazzster 32
Stop following or keeping track of Ex’s - It will just cause you pain.
raven_of_azarath 35
They may have a mutual friend who went and told them afterwards. It doesn’t have to be a creepy, social media stalking situation.
CowgirlWithHeart 16
She sounds like she's obsessed with you.