Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
hadescomet 0
How old are you?
patriotblue 0
lmao
fa11en 0
Guys are slow, it takes a while to realize that a great girl is in front of them. Don't worry, you'll find Mr. Right in time.
purplebutterfly 0
I have my entire wedding planned too! Had the plan since I was 16. :D
purplebutterfly 0
And girls often plan everything out anyway just because :D
shalizzz 0
Ha ha ha.....the amount of time some women spend planning these trivial things........... To see such a large percentage of women in the 21st century still have their whole life gravitating around their marriage/husband/kids........it's so tragical it's hilarious....
DonCrank 0
psycho
soup111 0
I'll marry u lol
clahdupe 0
GIRL I DO THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME NO WORRIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MissMandi411 2
shut up and calm down? obviously the OP wants to get married! and she doesn't need to do anything to make that happen, it should come about naturally. so don't make her feel bad you dip wad.
jaekwon 0
now go out and find the person willing to marry you