Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
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Top comments
Dangerousreaper 13
You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it
Selphis 20
Well... at least you got the bouquet...
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Selphis 20
Well... at least you got the bouquet...
Dangerousreaper 13
You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it
DoWT 11
So who got the panties then?
MonstreBelle 29
The groom
frostedfoster 15
Correct me if I'm mistaken... It may be deferent where you are.. Up here is the garter belt that gets tossed to the guys.. Not the bride's panties... If I was getting married I can't say I'd like the thought of some guy I know having my now wife's underwear in his pocket...
tabbycat2007 22
21 that's what they've done at every wedding I've ever been to. I've never seen panties thrown before....
wantmeasandwich 26
Or...#3 was trying to joke. But I'm probably wrong.
Brandi_Faith 34
That's hilarious! The thought of the bride taking her undies off where everyone can see, the groom throwing it to the groomsmen, all the groomsmen fighting for dirty panties, and then some guy pocketing them, just makes me laugh! So dirty, gross and funny at the same time. Lol.
Marshallino 24
So? Do not rush into getting married just because of that.
milehigh52 22
you are right. OP should look on the bright side, around 50% of marriages fail and a lot of the times it's because people rush into marriage. By the time of OP's wedding I predict that quite a few of these married women will be single again.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
#8 You must be a real hit at parties...
laden_swallow09 35
What, a healthy dose of reality too much for your body to take, 24?
JohnTheDonJuan 11
No, I can handle reality just fine. I just think that pointing out the 50% failure rate is a little disheartening to see on every wedding fml.
Jenniesaurus 14
Assuming you meant only single lady and not only single person, and you're straight/bi, look on the bright side! At least that means you've got no competition when it comes to the cute guys!
drunkturtle 14
Not much of a competition now is it Hey at least you got the bouquet! I'm sure your perfect match is right around the corner
meggyzzz 15
"Now put your hands up!"
MeanBeagle 22
ooOo oh oh I see what you did there
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
marriage is a prison, don't follow her example
lexos 16
You have to say yes to get married going to prison is not something you choice to do.
DocBastard 40
Captain_Debilos - Just because you had an awful experience with marriage, doesn't mean everyone does. I've been married for well over a decade and it was the best decision I've ever made. It helps that Mrs. Bastard is the best person I've ever met. When done the right way, marriage can work out just fine.
chuka81 27
At what point do you just give and realize that you'd probably die alone.
lexos 16
It's never to late to find someone. My aunt lost her husband a few years ago and is now living together with her new boyfriend. She almost 70
randomcritic 14
Every human being dies alone. And even elderly couples who stay partnered typically pass one at a time. To be alone is to be alive and life can only be what you make of it. There are far worse fates out there.
estroyer9 14
Now put your hands up